Dear Japan,
Thank you for all the
wonderful things that you have brought me and the World. Here's a
quick run-down of things off the top of my head. The Walkman; the
Game Boy; Godzilla; Sushi; Doraemon; Playstation; amazing vending
machines that offer an interesting array of items; toilets which
clean everything for you and of course the invention of True
Blood which help to keep the vampires at bay as portrayed by the
reality TV show of the same name.
But occasionally certain
things pop up that I don't quite understand. Maybe it's a sign of
early onset old fogey syndrome. I may be a youthful 25 but in my mind
I'm just old-fashioned and stuck-in-the mud.
What's currently baffling me is the trend of eye licking (or
Oculolinctus as the quacks like to call it)
which has sprouted in Japan. Of course this isn't the first cultural
trend from Japan to confound me. First it was the short lived
“Ganguro”; girls who took tanning to a whole new extreme and were
addicted to hair bleach. Then there were the “bagel heads” but
which I now have to disqualify because it was neither a trend or
Japanese in origin (blame Canada apparently).
Luckily for me (and this
post) Oculolinctus is Japanese in origin (fingers
crossed). Apparently it's supposed to be a sign of affection between
couples. What happened to flowers or breakfast in bed? What happened
to kissing like the French?
Of course
I don't mean to single out the Great nation of Japan or its people as
the cause of my confusion. There are many things in this world that
continue to confuse me, the harlem shake; teletubbies; string theory;
shakespeare; cricket and why no one in my family eats the first and
last slice of bread. I'm going off topic. Back to eye licking.
Allegedly
eye licking became popular after it was featured in a music video.
Here's some advice from a somewhat intelligent person “Guess what
kids, just because something appears in a music video. It doesn't
mean you should do it as well. If your friend jumped off a bridge
would you follow him?”. Gawd I sound like my parents.
And it is
good advice, however clichéd it may be. Having someone drag their
tongue over the surface of your eye may feel great but there are some
serious heatlh risks. Here's a list:
- Chlamydia (WTF?!)
- Conjunctivitis
- Corneal abrasion
- Corneal Ulsers
- Blindness
If that
list doesn't deter you then have at it. Just remember that Chlamydia Conjunctivitis ain't sexy.
Link to last weeks post "A story about love"
Kaelyn and Lucy Youtube page
Is this for real? How grim!
ReplyDeleteand I don't.know.many ppl that DO eat the end bits of a loaf of bread tbh...I dont!